Men who wear ear-rings are reckoned to make good husbands because:
- They have experienced pain.
- They have bought jewellery.
Goodness, what a beautiful diamond ring you're wearing Miss West!"
"Goodness had nothing to do with it!" replied Mae.
Lady in jeweller's, "What type of engagement ring is the best investment?"
"Long term or short term, madam?"
Customer asks her jeweller what a G colour, SI clarity diamond looks like.
"Buying or selling, madam"!
The new Russian comes to a jeweller, gives him a piece of gold and asks to make a ring for him.
The jeweller:
“Here, this is a catalogue, please chose what kind would you like.”
The new Russian stares and the jeweller and says:
“Are you nuts? I asked to make a hole…”
Two “experienced” thieves are examining a shopwindow of a jewellery shop: “You see, there, on the left that dig diamond? What do you think, how much we could get for it?”
“Everything will depend on the judge...”
